hari bol hari bol hari hari bol keshav madhav govind bol.
sita pate rama radha pate krishan ki rumani satya bhama pate vani pate bhramha gauri pate shambu lakshmi shri man narayana.
achutam keshavam ram narayanam krishan damodaram vasudevam hari, shri dharam madhavam gopika vallabham janki nayakam ram chandram bhaje.
om jai jagdish hare
Time for a Quick Laugh
Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
Sardar shouting to his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office….
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion……
…… “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf……”
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father in the essay
and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d .
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS…….
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ” CON ” FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug? :-??
MAGIC #3
microsoft crazy facts
This is something pretty cool and neat…and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself…
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
The big names of Indian Cricket are not showing their characters on the cricket field. The many big names who have played almost a centuary tests are not able to contribute to the Indian teams according to their names in the history of Indian cricket and because of that Indian team is performing like a mediocore team infront of SriLanka. Because of these big names the younger generation is not getting their chance to play for their nation and not even getting experienced/exposure to play a test for his nation.
This is a big loss for future for indian cricket. The seniors has to realise this and start performing according to their names or willfully they should retire before being thrown out for the sake of younger generation or well being of Indian team.
Jinke man me base shri ram ji unki raksha kare hanumanji.
I believe very much in the shakti of Shi hanumanji (ramdoot bhakth)
all students should prey Shri hanuman ji at every moment and believe in the shakti of Shri hanuman ji, jai bajrang mahan.
